HACKER'S COFFEE

> sudo brew --specialty_|

The only dependency you actually need

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about.sh
$ cat /etc/hackerscoffee/info
[INIT] Hacker's Coffee v1.0
[OK] Location: Warsaw, PL
[OK] Founded: 2024
[OK] Mission: craft-roasted coffee for devs, hackers, and anyone who appreciates good code and good caffeine
[OK] Status: ONLINE
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root@hackerscoffee:~$ apt list --installed

fetching packages...

Fresh coffee beans during the roasting process

> Specialty coffee, craft-roasted in Warsaw

> Small batches, full roast profile control

> Hand-picked beans from the finest plantations

> Ships within days of roasting

// freshness guaranteed, no stale builds

[QC] Quality control by a licensed Q Grader (SCA)how we look after quality →
// FREE SHIPPING + 15% OFF until end of April - click to apply code: FIRSTBREW15
> all coffee > all equipment > all bundles

Every bag is compiled from a fresh roast. Never pre-built, never sitting on a shelf.

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root@hackerscoffee:~$ tail -f /var/log/reviews.log

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README.md

$ cat README.md


Good coffee is like good code. It doesn't need bloat. It needs quality inputs, precise execution, and someone who gives a damn about the output.


Every batch is roasted at our facility in Warsaw, in small runs, with full control over time and temperature curves.


$ cat SHIPPING.md

> InPost Parcel Locker // free over 150 PLN

> Fulfillment: 24-72h on business days

> Roasted in small batches // only fresh builds ship


$ cat PAYMENTS.md

> PayU: BLIK, cards, instant bank transfers


$ cat ENTERPRISE.md

> B2B: coffee for offices, coworking spaces, and team events

> Bulk orders, cupping sessions, barista workshops

> Ping: [email protected]


$ cat CONTACT.md

> [email protected]


$ cat LICENSE

> HACKERS COFFEE SP. Z O.O.

> ul. Pulawska 246/9, 02-684 Warsaw, Poland

> NIP: 5214086102 | REGON: 529667306 | KRS: 0001127628


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